A little bit of everything

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

me @ every woman out there.

We really are a joke to the government huh

because if you’ve already listened to it million times, how about some change?

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

this feels appropriate