Hold Me Closer Tiny Bastard *

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious