[ID: An old tar-caked skull in a display case with the following curator's note. "Please do not dislike this skull. Once it could laugh and cry like you. Those in authority decided to chop his head off and dump it in hot tar. Someone placed the head in this bible box which was recovered from the rubble of a London church during the war. The head responds to kindness and affection so spare him a kind thought or smile, you may well be surprised at what a little affection can do!" /End ID]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, the here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

DON'T USE DESKTOP IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF CLOWNS

Everyday I get on here I always see Barbie trending, but there’s no sign of Oppenheimer