this is how we'll ruin everything.

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole