Ooh worm...

i want a mysterious source of income

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

been having a hard time with everything lately. i cant do really anything and i dont know why

me

me

Knowing nothing about Homestuck makes this whole situation feel like being a fisherman in a boat and seeing an impossibly giant shadow underneath you

Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks

OW! OW! OW! IM BRUTALLY ATTACKEDSTYLES

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

facking punch you