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wow. fucking. triggered.
I wonder if Thorâs Allspeak extends to animals
Bee: *is present*
Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because youâre making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids
Tony: What the fuck Thor weâve talked about this
Dog: *Bark bark bark*
Thor, sternly: No, Captain Americaâs pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
Fly: *hums*
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: For what?
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying âI love himâ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up:Â oh my fucking god Thor
Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesnât extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone
Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.
this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.
You can take it back even further to the Archudkeâs assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One manâs need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.
Is anybody going to explain?
No? Okay.
1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.
2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.
3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.
4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.
5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.
6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.
7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.
8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.
9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.
Butterfly effect
âŚ.oh my god.
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LMFAO THE LAST PART
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Hello everyone,
As you know we have kept you updated on what weâre working on for Episode 2 with our developer update blogs. Thanks for tuning in each time and thank you very much for the support youâve shown us in return. We hope to keep doing these developer updates as we continue to build Life is Strange 2.
Of course, there is a pertinent piece of information that everyone has been asking for since Episode 1 launched: When will Episode 2 be releasing?
The Life is Strange series is a project close to all of our hearts and one for which we do not want to rush development and thereby fail to meet the benchmark of quality and emotional impact that you, our players, deserve. This is why we so far have not announced an official release date - we want to ensure that we will be in a position to release something that we are proud of and that you will enjoy and remember forever.
We understand that there are certain expectations that episodes will be released at a similar cadence as previous Life is Strange games have. The ambition of Life is Strange 2, however, means that the previous frameworks no longer apply if we are to meet the quality of play and storytelling that our vision for a game like this demands and that you deserve.
With this in mind, we can now officially say that Episode 2 will be released in January 2019, but more will be unveiled in mid December, this year. We canât wait to reveal more about âEpisode 2: Rulesâ to you soon! Weâre truly very excited to show you what weâve been working on and whatâs in store for Sean and Daniel.
Thank you again for your ongoing support and patience and we will see you again soon!
The Life is Strange team
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Ok but as a dysphoric trans man the whole âyou need dysphoria to be transâ actually baffles me because even tho Iâve always has crippling dysphoria, it didnât actually help me figure out my gender at all. I usually dismissed my dysphoria as âinternalized misogynyâ or just not being feminine enough, which actually just caused me worse dysphoria.
You know what made me figure out that Iâm trans though? Gender euphoria. The minute I got called a âsirâ is the moment that I realized, âshit this feels right.â And at that point I realized that I could no longer deny the fact that Iâm not a woman and that I couldnât keep living as one.
Hereâs a hot take: maybe being trans isnât so much about how uncomfortable you can be in your AGAB, but rather how much more comfortable you can be.
a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctorâs face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDEâŚ. THATS SCURVYâŚ. in this day and age
this is turning into a âhow a person i know got scurvyâ thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any
the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read âi donât want to start the vitamin C debate again butâ
THE VITAMIN C DEBATE
My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you itâs been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable.Â
I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.
Iâm not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, thatâs exactly what Iâm saying. Go for it.Â
some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.
two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.
im sorry he what now

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Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
Well fuck it
Pro tip: if an evangelical stranger approaches you asking to pray for you, thereâs inevitably something about you that they see and want to change. [Ex: I attend a very conservative, very religious uni and am clearly tomboyish/lesbiany, and thus am constantly attracting evangelical strangers] If you canât shake them (usually very difficult), then turn the tactic upon them by asking if they mind you leading the prayer bc âI have a few things on my mind.â
Then talk about whatever it is thatâs making them uncomfortable. I ask god to protect all the lgbt+ kids that are lost, isolated or homeless. I mention my non-Christian brothers, sisters, and siblings that have to fight for recognition and respect in a monoreligious nation. I pray for the protection of immigrants and refugees, reminding my evangelical friends that their savoir was once one of that number. You can pray for pregnant mothers to find the resources and abortive care that they need, if they need it, if youâre feeling particularly brave.
This achieves two things: 1) there is no response to this, esp if you wrap it up with âamen, thank you guys so much for doing that with me. I hope y'all have a blessed dayâ and leave them no room to continue the prayer. But more importantly 2) that group will NEVER bother you again and you will show them, using their own method against them, that their prayer isnât an act of faith, but of power.
Just thought Iâd share bc I know that I used to be accosted by evangelical strangers once a week on my uni campus and never had a good response or âoutâ. This is by far the most effective method of shutting that sort of behavior down real quick.
Jesus could be a passive-aggressive son of a G and this is right out of his playbook.
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oh my god this is such an important movie oh my god
im shaking so hard
and crying
i hadnât seen the trailer until tonight like
iâd heard so much naysaying from tumblr users who just
dont understand
how good
how progressive
how fucking progressive everything about this fucking movie is
it needs to be received
now.
this movie could have spared me YEARS of pain. me and thousands of others like me.
iâm in shock, iâm shaking, oh my fucking god thereâs a movie about me and itâs beautiful, i can find myself in a character this is amazing
Boost the fuck!
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Omg yessssss
This isnât actually a misreblog, but this needs to be boosted because itâs so hecking awesome and everyone deserves to see this movie â¤ď¸
Iâm actually bawling this is so important and beautiful
Theres a movie about being transgender
About being a transgender man
About family
About the struggles that come with it
This is so important
This is amazing
This is beautiful
It wasnât loading so I was like ?? What is it and I was getting excited then I just saw a clip of him doing sit ups and I went THREE GENERATIONSSS
This movie is so wonderful omg guys
I thought this is on netflix but YES! THIS!!! BOOST THIS!!
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Instead of âRayâ I thought they said âGreyâ and started to freak out thinking they were making a movie of the novel âParrotfishâ (another excellent transgender story which actually first introduced me to exactly trangender was).Â
Sad this isnât Parrotfish, but still looks wonderful!!
*BUT SERIOUSLY READ PARROTFISH*
NOTE: it IS on Netflix, but it is called â3 Generationsâ for some reason? Not sure why they renamed it.
I know what Iâm watching tonight
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unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives
How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and canât accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

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Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. Heâs p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in itsâ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and moreâŚdare I say itâŚsane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the familyâs âoddâ lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didnât make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became ânormalâ for a period and although they were shocked and didnât know how to handle it, they didnât mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.Â
Reblogged for truth.
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Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and Iâm happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
Itâs nobodyâs surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomezâs words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like âawesomeâ) has lost a lot of itâs original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesnât really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as itâs often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to controlâŚor even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
Gomez isnât advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (whoâs idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how sheâs an untameable force of nature whoâs grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
Iâll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
âWhen I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.â
- -Sanjay Kulkarni
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Adultier Adult: Weâre both adults youâre allowed to call me by my first name
Me: I Cannot Do That