Dream Library

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

Worry about it kitten

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.