i was a theatre kid

replace one word of your url with bitch

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

also the indestructability of that woman in general. I dont think anyone can stop her from anything.

ytps are a kind of queer art. to me

World Heritage Post

i know the context can i post it

i know the context can i post it

chat are you ok you reblogged you aren’t insane you just live with your parents for the 12th time

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

Karl marx spoke about this

I mean by that that he spoke about people equating being rich with working hard

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

@mantarella

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

@mantarella