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#Merry crisis
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
ā¦.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnāt liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No itās sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and iāve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. Ā Youāve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Ā Donāt play like youāre some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesnāt own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, Iāve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldnāt*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omgā¦.
OMFG
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BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
āworld war teaā is the best play on words iāve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I havenāt seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? Youāre missing out guys!
ššš
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Just thought Iād put my 2 cents in this post, itās iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking š
Iām relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so Iām gonna reblogļæ¼
Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now
I donāt even know what to sayā¦
i drink iced tea every day >:)
Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too
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Behold concerned Brit
World War Tea Situation
This post is a relic
Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since itās literally a World Heritage Post
date of origin: November 5th, 2013
The legend has crossed my dash.
I have never seen this post and Iām so glad I have now šš
Friends, strangers, I want to share with you something I long thought Iād hallucinated, but which today I have discovered was absolutely real.
In the 90s my mum went to a number of Star Trek conventions and would often come home with a fan made tshirt. I need you to understand that my mother, barely 5ā tall, a catholic who to this day goes to church every Sunday, who was never heard to utter a swear word until I was in my twenties, who taught Grade One for decades at the local primary school. This woman, pure and innocent, went to a Star Trek convention and not only saw this tshirt but PURCHASED IT and now itās been rediscovered in the garage and Iāve never been happier in my life.
I asked her what she was thinking and she said that she thought it was funny but when she brought it home my dad was (aside from side splittingly amused) absolutely adamant that she couldnāt wear it out in public because SHE WANTED TO DO THAT!! Grade One teacher, church on Sunday mum wanted to wear this around town! Who IS this woman I thought I knew??
Anyway now I have this awesome tshirt and I sort of want to frame it.

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rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
I am also ādamn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)ā
Damn girl, you wrote this?
Damn girl, you wrote this?
Damn girl, you wrote this?
she tower on my babel till I į¼ĻιοĻĻιον
#į¼ĻιοĻĻιον is a word thatās only ever used in the Lordās prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autisticsĀ via @exbeekeeperā
ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
ladies, ladies, please- one at a time! i can only block you so fast

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who else up garging they goyle

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So Arizona launched an āeducation hotlineā that allows āconcerned parentsā to report āāācritical race theoryāāā and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov š¤”
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
and for the love of god, donāt just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, theyāll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that donāt actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. š