Courage need not be remembered

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

Personally, the first thing I saw was a ragoon. Bending over begging to take it up the ass. Idk what that says about me but prob something.

it means youre an empath

Chocolate Guy's Wario

Oh Fuck off, what's next, The David? La Pieta??

I'll take your word for it man

me watching shrek

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again