stimky apparently

I don’t know much about this game bc I don’t have switch 2 money, but I do know the custom items have illustrations and I demand to see

its on the og switch too

M. bison

piss jack

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

also works as a metaphor for cars

these people would think reanimated skeletons are obese

autism is so cool man. i can say something innocuous and completely true at work, like 'mackerel is a top tier fish', and people get giggly and tell me I'm so funny. what's funny about a nice firm fish with a subtle, almost earthy flavor? not sure. but people are offering me other objects and I can tell them if they're top tier or not. very fun.

walleye is better

not even a real website, lame

I’m begging you all not to overthink this, underthink if possible

if one more person says “the tines” I’m gonna take the website away from you this poll is about orientation not linguistics

handle is bottom, tines are top, thus it be

the tines is the head of the fork and the handles the tail

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal

i thought that said reptiles and got excited

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

@official-penis-posts

This is, in fact, the penis post of all time

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