Skelter

imagine “the holiday” but it’s sirius and lily switching places, with a funny little interaction because lily’s is suspicious about exchanging places with a man and sirius is like “how is it relevant if i’m a serial killer or not, YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE THERE!” so anyway, lily gets to experience an awesome holiday (except for the part when she actually finds sirius’ knifes collection) and sirius is struggling in lily’s small cottage because: small place, very big man, amongst other things. oh, and james and marlene are there, mostly because they never believed their friends when they said they were leaving for a few days, so everyone is surprised.

concept: marlene and sirius wake up next to each other on the last day of their holidays, fully aware their will never see each other again, so they decide to do everything they are not supposed to, like saying “i love you” on the first (and only) date, because who cares, right? it’s not like is going to make any difference.

don’t mind me just missing having my daily althea and brashen fix now than i’m done with live ship traders.

nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could've prepared me to reading harry potter and the philosopher stone in Portuguese for the first time. like, I'm sorry, JORGE?! I was SO. NOT. expecting. THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS FRED AND JORGE WEASLEY?!

beth dutton 🤝🏻 walburga black

so so so tired of the internet.

when somehow you find yourself in the middle of reading a good. fckn. book. AND ALSO A GOOD AS SHIT FIC!!!! so you just lay there paralyzed cause chosing feels like betrayal.