Welcome To The Tortured Showgirl Department

don't fall in love with me cuz i'll treat you right & you'll get bored & cheat on me

oh to fall asleep in someones lap with them stroking my hair 🥺

Can we go back to sending love letters

a few kisses on my face and a back massage might just solve all this

i would like to reiterate: a few gentle kisses on my face and a back massage might just solve all this.

I'll take what she's having pls

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

the thirteen just made the yielding and i am WAILING, bawling my eyes out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Woof I’m so sorry for your pain, I had to leave the book for a while 😭😭😭

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

BABE UR HERE IN THE YEAR OF 2026 OMG HIIIII ILY AND YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED AHHHHHHH 😭💯😭💯😭