Welcome To The Tortured Showgirl Department

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

mfs be like "regulus black deserves better", "sirius black deserve better" and then go on to write the most gut wrenchingly excruciating black brothers angst ever know to humankind.

If you’re talking about James Potter I, his birthday is in canonically March my friend! We celebrate it every year! But we also have @shirtlessjamespottermay !! It’s our favorite time of year! And we liveee for desi James!

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem?

James being obsessed with Lily only for nearly his whole life is the kind of devotion I need fr 😩

Gun to my head I could not have told you who Travis Kelce was by name or face when it was first known that he was upset he didn’t meet Taylor at her show….now? That’s my brother in law

I’m like romantic horny