Welcome To The Tortured Showgirl Department

To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!

signed my life away at 11 years old to a blond girl in a princess dress singing "romeo save me they're trying to tell me how to feel" and now look at us.

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

me remembering when i was nice when i should have killed them

SCREAMING at Taylor’s summer merch including a Save My Heart From The Fate of Ophelia POOL FLOAT SHSHSGSGGSHSHSHS

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

Glitch is actually an insane song and I think people would’ve revolted if it was on Showgirl just like they can’t stand Wood for some sexually frustrated reason

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways