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mshfar2a

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

doubleca5t

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#my mon went with a friend to a blue angels air show #my dad was there getting black out drunk with college friends #they were introduced but he didn’t care much #aka drunk off his ass #then a week later they ran into each other at a party #my mom said hello and he was like “’have we met’ lmaoooo #anyways they’ve been married 40 years now

zutara

It's crazy, but it's true There's nothing I won't do I'd risk it all for you...

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icantsayanythingtoyourface

Wi$h Li$t is so funny. You can tell she had the time of her life making this album. I love other people’s joy.

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dubiousdisco

the-prairies-calling-out

"Why do you buy books when the library is right there?"

Because publishing houses will not continue printing paper books if libraries are their only customers.

Also, I like being able to read at my leisure and generally have books at hand.

its-the-blob

#public libraries are good because they let people access books they might never otherwise read#private book ownership is good because it's Yours#physical books are good because they last a long time and again it's Yours#ebooks are good because you can fit a whole library into the physical space of a single book and they're cheaper to produce#audiobooks are good because they're accessible to people with eyesight or visual reading issues and leave your hands free#in conclusion: all books are good and people should enjoy them however and whenever they can#(lest it be misunderstood I agree with you completely OP I just also really like books in general and it got away from me)

YES. all books. every kind

avocad0ess

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

petitgame

every time i comment on an ao3 fic i'm pretty sure it's incomprehensible gibberish. but if i can bring joy to one (1) author's day or make even just one author feel inspired, i am happy.

k1tk4ttt

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

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tetsur0-1

How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

lovesickbrat

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

buddie-romance

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

iguessweallcrazyithinktho

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

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nowolfnostar

mfs be like "regulus black deserves better", "sirius black deserve better" and then go on to write the most gut wrenchingly excruciating black brothers angst ever know to humankind.

andromedianexistence

petition to make July into james potter month

this only needs to make sense to me but i will provide basic reasoning

1. he is a leo and no one will convince me otherwise, therefore the month of july should be reserved to celebrating his birthday

2. can’t be celebrated in june since he’s tearing it up at the gay clubs

3. imagine him in the summer HELLO

n e ways please tell me you agree or disagree because i need him biblically and there’s no time to waste

petalsonparchment

If you’re talking about James Potter I, his birthday is in canonically March my friend! We celebrate it every year! But we also have @shirtlessjamespottermay !! It’s our favorite time of year! And we liveee for desi James!

#James potter

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