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repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

but who am I without my sensitive heart?

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

person (non-practicing)

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

Margaret Qualley starring in a movie about searching for love after the collapse of a long-term relationship? OK method actress.

"i go back to december all the time" and its about reading the power outage fic, watching byler edit after byler edit, seeing everyone becoming a byler shipper, and listening to wsqk radio when i thought it was giving us hints

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

If Euphemia Potter was alive during the Halloween of 1981, she would grab dumbledore by his beard and demand her grandson be returned to her. She would threaten the Minister of Magic to give Sirius Black a trial. She would know with her whole being that Sirius would never betray her son like that. She had already lost one son and would not stand to lose another.

MY BOY! ONLY BREAKS HIS FAVORITE TOYS! I’M QUEEN! OF SANDCASTLES HE DESTROYS!

you've been stressed out lately? yeah me too. and other such relatable taylor swift lyrics