@SKELSONDER

Regulus: James, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

James, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Regulus, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

James: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Regulus: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

James: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Regulus: You wouldn’t?

James: I mean, unless you want to-

Incorrect quotes! <3

Romione got the happy ending wolfstar couldn't.

Draco got the happy ending regulus couldn't.

Luna & harry got the happy ending that Regulus and Pandora couldn't.

Scorpius and albus got the happy ending Jegulus & drarry couldn't.

Harry & Hermione got the ending regulus and Remus couldn't.

Neville got the happy ending Peter couldn't.

The Marauders got the teen years the golden trio couldn't. Golden trio got the adulthood the Marauders couldn't. Next gen got the life's marauders and golden trio couldn't.

Regulus: “Your the person I have as cover for remus?”

James: *Blinks.*

James: “Yes?”

Regulus deadpan: “Really.”

James: “...Sorry?”

Regulus: “I mean.. Your like a jock.”

James: “Wow so I can't work?”

Regulus: *Rolls his eyes*

Regulus: “Whatever, just do you shift”

James: “Uhm.. No Offence but your supposed to teach me how.”

Regulus: “Really you don't know how?”

James: “I do, but you actually have to teach me or I actually can't legally work without you teaching me.”

Regulus: Finally! You’re proposing!

James: How’d you know?

Regulus: James, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

James: Wow. They sound stupid.

Regulus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

James: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Regulus: I guess you’re right. Hey James, I love you.

James: See! Just say that!

Regulus: Holy fucking shit.

James: If that flies over their head then, sorry Regulus, but they're too dumb for you.

Regulus: James.

Regulus, knocking James off: WHAT THE HELL?!

James: Ow—

Regulus: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!

James: I had a nightmare.

Regulus: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?

James: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-

Regulus, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!

James: That is not what I meant—

Regulus: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!

James: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.

Regulus: Yeah, okay-

James: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?

Regulus: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.

James, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed!

Regulus: I did not consent to this-

James, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!

Regulus, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair.

James: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it.

Regulus: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me.

James: Oh, maybe together we could—

Regulus: NO.

James: Just to save water—

Regulus: No! You don’t even pay for the water!

James: …Good point.

Regulus: The dishes.

James: Wh-

Regulus: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.