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Okay but if Iβm gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu So in the competitive Pokemon scene, thereβs whatβs called aΒ βmetagameβ, which is whatβs generally used and what is/isnβt allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from theΒ βmetaβ because of being too powerful. Others arenβt generally used because there are better alternatives, or theyβre simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that theyβll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon. But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had.Β Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchompβ¦ the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things werenβt really all that interesting. And then came the Double Battle World Championship.Β And this guy.
Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts targetβs HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations. Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.
And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.
To give more details on Pachirisu and this Pachirisu in particular:
Pachirisuβs stats arenβt great. They arenβt terrible, but they arenβt great. Of the four Pokemon involved in this particular exchange, Salamence and Garchomp have a base stat total of 600, Mega Tyranitar has 700, and Pachirisu has 405. Yeah.
To make things worse, Pachirisu is a gimmick Pokemon of a class known as aΒ βPikachu cloneβ. Its entire purpose is to be a generic Electric-type with middling stats and chubby cheeks. It was never built for high-level play, and a lot of people will even say that itβs not worth it for casual because there are so many better Electric-types.
Pachirisu does have a couple of things going for it, though. Firstly, its Special Defence and Speed stats arenβt totally garbage, and its Defence isnβt bad either. This means that it can take a hit if you train it right (which Se Jun did).
Secondly, the moveset that this particular Pachirisu had was a brilliant one for what Se Jun wanted it to do. Nuzzle deals a tiny amount of damage but is guaranteed to paralyse anything that isnβt an Electric- or Ground-type. Paralysis halves speed and gives you a 50/50 chance of not being able to do anything that turn. Thatβs HUGE. This is a game in which most major attackers are fast as hell, and outspeeding is vital to pretty much all strategies.
Super Fang, as mentioned, is guaranteed to do 50% damage to anything thatβs not a Ghost-type. Pachirisu cannot explicitly KO with this, but what it can do is break down its opponentsβ defences. You canβt use inventory items in competitive play, so itβs unlikely that this damage will be healed, and 50% damage can make the difference between Pachirisuβs partner taking two moves to defeat its opponent vs taking one move.
Follow Me redirects opponentsβ moves onto Pachirisu if they would have otherwise hit Pachirisuβs partner. This lead to the instance above, in which Pachirisu survived a hit from a Draco Meteor (a 130 power attack in a game where 90 power is considered excellent and 100 power or above generally requires major drawbacks). You might thinkΒ βbut if it couldnβt take out Pachirisu, then it couldnβt take out the Salamence it was meant for, right?β NOPE: Salamence is weak to Dragon-type attacks like Draco Meteor and so would have taken double damage. Thatβs probably a KO.
But the real purpose of Follow Me was for Pachirisuβs intended partner: Gyarados. Depending on the situation, Gyarados takes either double or quadruple damage from Electric-type attacks, which is a shame because Gyarados is otherwise terrifying. Pachirisu has the passive ability Volt Absorb, which means that itβs healed by Electric-type attacks rather than taking damage from them. So if you try to use an Electric-type attack on that Gyarados thereβs a very good chance that you will end up healing Pachirisu instead. Not what you want, especially when this particular Pachirisu is so unbelievably bulky.
Oh, and its last move is Protect, which totally nullifies damage on Pachirisu for that turn. Useful if Pachirisu canβt do anything useful this turn but you donβt want to swap it out.
And that Sitrus Berry? Yeah, that thing recovers 25% of Pachirisuβs total HP the moment it goes below 30% total. So if you just barely fail to kill Pachirisu, itβs going to heal itself. Have fun.
The last thing Pachirisu has going for it, at least in this case, is intimidation. The universal response to this team wasΒ βWho the fuck brings a fucking Pachirisu to the World Championship?!β But then you realise that Se Jun is totally serious about this ridiculous plan. And then you realise that itβs working. And then you realise: oh shit, this guy is really good. He knows what heβs doing with this.
TL;DR: By all accounts Pachirisu should have been an utterly stupid thing to bring to this level of play, but in practise it was a very clever set-up that took advantage of its decent defensive stats and useful support/survival movepool.

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