þæt wæs god cyning

Hi guys! I don’t think I’m actually back, but the apocalypse drew my attention so I guess I’m here packing up. I don’t really have another social media presence (yet). Wherever Tumblr ends up moving to as a whole, I’ll most likely set up something there and post here to let you folks know my name. Worst comes to worst, if I get deleted for naughty gifs of teacups or what the heck ever, my old Livejournal is Alivion, so I should be able to use that to at least let folks know where I go.

Reblogging from my main to keep you guys in the loop.

@zero-alice

@coldalbion

Dēorweard ᛞᛇᚱᚹᛠᚱᛞ [deːorwæɑrˠd] ‘animal-guardian’

Folks always cite the fact that the Sirens tempted Odysseus with knowledge as evidence that it’s not always a sex thing, but I think we’re overlooking the rather more pressing evidence that Odysseus was a huge nerd.

are you telling me the Sirens knew Odysseus was sapiosexual

Nah - sapiosexual is (claiming to) want to fuck smart people. Wanting to fuck the abstract concept of knowledge is a different thing.

“Pounded in the Butt by the Abstract Concept of Knowledge” by Chuck Tingle

Hræfngār ᚻᚱᚫᚠᚾᚷᚪᚱ [r̥ævŋgɑːr] ‘raven-spear’

what would happen if you put the nya, the ho, and the thot back in nyarlathotep all at the same time? asking for a friend