Dasha🦄

If this not your shorty then why is she your shorty?

Yo babe I just want my drink back 😂😂😂😂😂😂

such pure laughter

this is performance art

This is the millennial experience

i’m her imaginary bald spot

As someone who has dealt with depression for years, I can confirm this is incredibly good advice.

just so you know, daniel harmon is an autistic writer, producer, and voice actor. it’s incredibly important that we don’t erase autistic creators; all of this is also important, but erasure is a huge problem and it’s so so vital for autistic kids to see (mentally ill and multifaceted) autistic adult creators and know that’s what they can grow up to be.

Pure terror

😭😭😭😭

I’m fucking crying cuz my son is exactly like the baby in red 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

If we’re on a date and you can’t afford it, speak the fuck up my guy. 

This, and if you are JUST trying to fuck, tell me that too. I’m grown let me decide if I’m okay with that.

“IF YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO FUCK, TELL ME THAT TOO. I’M GROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

But she didnt answer the question nor provided the odds that happening. I hate posts like this because dead dont speak for all women. There would be alot more tumblr chicks cuffed up about now.

do not entertain half loves, half friendships, half ass anything.

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