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ah-irreversible-? I...would need time to consider it- I had not known such a thing were a possibility— [running my teeth o'er mine lip as I contemplate the options laid afore me—] ...are these potions difficult to consume- ill tasting or textured-? and- what if this talisman is lost-? how long would I be protected for before it is returned to me-? [I ask, pinching my chin]

I'm clipping your collar to my belt btw

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

i double edged him til he was begging for my sword

hate it when i hear theres dragon women in something and then i check and it's just a tall human woman with horns and a tail or wings and maybe scales. WHO CARES

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

dost thou like me or like-like me

a soul like mine doesn't come around often but i'll let u figure that out

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

there’s nothing sexual about being locked up in the stocks unless of course there is

i want to be circled like i’m a prey animal. As everyone does surely

[hugs thee in turn, big and lifting]