Para Bellum

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

But also, thank you Jang Han-seok for doing such a great service to us other sadists watching by using that knife to make Han-seo tremble in fear, beg and whimper that beautifully T_T Is the sadist posting Han-seo‘s existence compelled me to get into eerily similar to the horny posting of non-ace folks? Who knows, shh-shh.

just saw a post saying it's problematic to write rpf of dead people.... wait until they find out about the genre of historical fiction

idk man i just think i can’t trust your ability to be part of any sort of political discussion if you can’t seem to understand the very simple idea that both sides of a conflict can be bad and a country opposing the united states doesn’t automatically make it perfect and amazing snd “the good guys”

That old man isn't a babygirl, you've just been irony poisoned by tumblr.

I really dislike this trend more than I could ever express. It's the most off-putting and unhorny subversion of "Daddy" possible dragged straight from the pits of conformist Hell, and I detest that everyone adopted it overnight without a second thought. Gag

Nothing grinds my gears like people taking a character I like and turning him into some sopping wet pathetic mess (aka babygirl-ifying him,) because they think it's ironic and funny and subversive, like there haven't been legions of the most annoying irony-poisoned people on earth doing that shit for years now. It's not cute or funny or sexy, it's just reddit-brained bullshit from people who have to slap on the same 5 of 6 recycled tropes onto every character in existence because they don't have enough creativity to engage with media in any worthwhile way and produce anything worth seeing.

A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again