these are my friends you fucking feds

the shakedown (rictor's punk club) had a gloryhole in the bathroom. and Ric and 'star would be like "I'll meet you back there ;)" like they're doing a whole anonymity roleplay bit when then what always ends up happening is them just having batshit philosophical discussions through the hole in the wall like pyramus and thisbe

#imagine you go into the bathroom looking for a bj and the bar owner is in there saying 'well I do think actually you can have entertainment#withour exploitation I wouldn't say they're inherently linked'#through the gloryhole.

there are 1milllion+ comics and yep you have to read all of them.

[addressing the children of the future when i am an aged dame] there used to be a website — a little library accessed through a sort of window — with a large and impressive collection of english-language sequential art. you could read many stories that would otherwise be expensive to access. and the companies — they still held tremendous power at this point in history — resented us for our riches, and we were left bereft of our library. but there was a time...when you could read comic online

it’s getting scary that we have to preface any criticism for oversexualized comic art with “listen I love big breasted naked women as much as men” to even get consideration.

I actually do not like seeing women objectified over and over again in every variant cover seven days out of the week. I like erotic art but does the eroticism speak to the character’s personality and history or is it presented in the one size fits all here’s some ass and titties and a waist as wide as your thumb courtesy of j Scott Campbell WHOA. WHO SAID THAT!

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd