I wanna be good, life's just not letting me.

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

belle and jack saving the orphaned girl from devil’s elbow and bringing her to safety means that i cannot stop thinking about them as babysitters/adoptive parents. do either of them have time for this? absolutely not, but imagine them distracting her from losing her whole family and completely enchanting her by letting her use a stethoscope, telling her about nerves and sinews, diseases etc. belle drills her on latin terms. jack teaches her the coin trick. eventually the whole gang steps in to help her feel less alone! aputi becomes her bff and flashbang infodumps about chemical explosions. jack has to stop fagin from teaching her to pickpocket. walk with me

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

I would love to share this with everyone who may happen to see this post. Please support this wonderful human being. He spent nearly a half century in prison for a crime he never committed. And the only thing that kept him going was his artistic endeavors. He deserves the best life can offer anyone ❤️

HERE IS A LINK TO HIS WORK

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career