Sir Viscount

asking my therapist to rank me among her other patients

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

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I was trying to do the post chain thing where I reblogged with every following alphabet in 26 minutes intervals but I completely forgot I even started this

Puppy with a clever brown hat

My idea

Yes i want it

Something Special About Puppies

lights up my ocs and smokes them like a cigarette

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous