Sir Viscount

Sludge darkly creeps from the evil tube....

going to the dragongirl general to learn her unyielding axe style and getting pissed the fuck off when she keeps saying "just swing the axe lol"

i'm gonna become a reactionary but only for stupid shit that makes no sense. we need to go back to when there was no refrigeration so everyone just put tons of salt in everything. this will save america

trespassing is french for very passing

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

downloading a sobriety tracker app then immediately drinking beer & coffee & smoking cigarettes & weed because you don’t remember when exactly you last did any of those things but want the timers to be accurate

is it punk to punch birds out of the air

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

the aspec flags honestly have some of the best color language out of any of the pride flags so shouts out aspec community for being really good flag designers