Sir Viscount

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

guess what buddy? the jerk store just called. they didn't have anything to say. just fast, irregular breathing into the mic

scientists have discovered a new language and it has something called "words"

i think romance and sex are different and connected and linked and dont exist

SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF SEX

PLEASE

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

Am I just A hilarious Joke❔❔❔❔A Laugh to the World

I have a greater claim to erudition than you. This fact would be obvious- (pause to smirk) were you as erudite as I.

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it