Sir Viscount

im a sweetheart & its yours

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

getting really into orange juice

zooble smokes a blunt

this didnt happen. but it should

you can give the character any headcanon you want no matter how small give them visual snow syndrome if you want

*plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks petal* im goated *plucks petal* im washed *plucks pe

Tits are awesome and also neutral and also bad if you don’t want them but also neutral and then also awesome

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)