cretin

not now kitten. daddys turning into a self fulfilling prophecy of the person everyone around him always said he would become

actually, kitten, daddy realized he could change the path he was heading down at any moment and that no matter who you've become or what you've done, it's never too late to make meaningful change in your life

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

This time of year you couldn't walk a block without seeing a skeleton playing xylophone with their ribs. You don't see it so much anymore, because of all the political correctness.

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father