why are you here?

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

HELL YEAH

I mean you can and you should bully Kevin for being weird about his friends, jerking off listening to them getting freaky in the next hotel room to his, but it's actually his friends who keep the window open so the sounds pour through, it's them who keep having the conversation about "what if he hears us" and moaning particularly loud after "wouldn't you like that, huh?"

imagine lemon bars. imagine chocolate croissant. imagine tiramisu. imagine cherry pie. imagine salted caramel cheesecake. imagine peanut butter cookie. imagine chocolate muffin. imagine orange cranberry scone.