I don't know what I'm doing 24/7

I don’t want it to be easy. I want the effort to be meaningful. This is about everything.

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

Introducing a Worldwide Day of Play for the internet will fix us

*points at previous post* I kinda feel like mentioning for anyone who hasn't been following me for 12 years that I only got into running because I sucked at it big time, and I was mad I sucked at it, and so I decided to suck less. I started off just barely able to do a 12 minute mile at maximum effort. And now over the course of 12 years I'm down to 6:31 min/mile. It's always possible to do something you're bad at.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them