peachyratmom

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

*goes outside and starts drama there*

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

i hate when those couples u think r gonna last forever break up bc its like… love isnt real… everything thing good must always come to an end….

this post is about vanessa hudgens and zac efron tbh

Look, everyone! He has a name.

stop it youre SCARING him!!

hooooooooomygod

It’s bad!

Woke queens

These straight up The White Chicks from the movie

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

Wow

That last story fucked me up