A Mechanized Heart Never Misses a Beat

Something cute: When girls wrap their tails around each other while sleeping

I need !!!! to get !!!! kissed !!!!! and !!!! cuddled !!!!!

do any tgirls want to play accidental impregnation with me 👉👈

I'm sorry I'm bad at this

🥚🥚 a 🥚🥚 STRONGLY worded message 🥚🥚 to whoever cast that 🥚🥚 infinite eggs curse: 🥚🥚 dispel that shit right 🥚🥚 🥚🥚🥚 nnow🥚hgm🥚🥚kngm🥚gmgj🥚🥚🥚ngh🥚mh🥚🥚🥚...🥚🥚🥚

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

World Heritage Post

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

WHAT

Official Pussy Post

Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

werewolf fucking you and holding your hips super tight and flush to their body as they knot you and fill you and when they finally let go, you slide down maybe an inch or so, but of course you're still stuck on the knot; but you can feel the weight of your belly trying to pull you off of it, driving you both nuts with the pull and the ache until they start to roll their hips again...