A Mechanized Heart Never Misses a Beat

why are you as a human not worshipping dragon cocks and tongues

@diseases-for-center-control

@official-cephaloposts

official cephalopod post

fun wildlife fact: the dragons lurking outside your house at night in the woods are actually really sweet and tame and will let you hand-feed them. they’re gentle and won’t even snap at your hand to get the little bit of sausage from your fingers. theyre so cute you should feed them. give the dragons a little treat

fun wildlife fact: dragons like it when you take them into your house and let them sleep in your bed :)

fun wildlife fact: good girl~ are you enjoying it? do you like the feeling of being broken in on a dragon’s cocks? you’ll never fuck a human again because it’ll never be this good~ are you going to cum? are you going to cum your brains out on a dragon’s cocks? good girl~ pretty girls like you should be bearing dragon clutches anyway, not working some silly job~ wrap your legs around her haunches and pull her deeper. let her fuck straight through your cervix and put her cum right where it’s supposed to be and ruin you for any humans who come after her~ that’s right, good dragonslut~

fun wildlife fact: the dragons lurking outside your house at night in the woods are actually really sweet and tame and will let you hand-feed them. they’re gentle and won’t even snap at your hand to get the little bit of sausage from your fingers. theyre so cute you should feed them. give the dragons a little treat

fun wildlife fact: dragons like it when you take them into your house and let them sleep in your bed :)

fun wildlife fact: good girl~ are you enjoying it? do you like the feeling of being broken in on a dragon’s cocks? you’ll never fuck a human again because it’ll never be this good~ are you going to cum? are you going to cum your brains out on a dragon’s cocks? good girl~ pretty girls like you should be bearing dragon clutches anyway, not working some silly job~ wrap your legs around her haunches and pull her deeper. let her fuck straight through your cervix and put her cum right where it’s supposed to be and ruin you for any humans who come after her~ that’s right, good dragonslut~

fun wildlife fact: the dragons lurking outside your house at night in the woods are actually really sweet and tame and will let you hand-feed them. they’re gentle and won’t even snap at your hand to get the little bit of sausage from your fingers. theyre so cute you should feed them. give the dragons a little treat

fun wildlife fact: dragons like it when you take them into your house and let them sleep in your bed :)

fun wildlife fact: good girl~ are you enjoying it? do you like the feeling of being broken in on a dragon’s cocks? you’ll never fuck a human again because it’ll never be this good~ are you going to cum? are you going to cum your brains out on a dragon’s cocks? good girl~ pretty girls like you should be bearing dragon clutches anyway, not working some silly job~ wrap your legs around her haunches and pull her deeper. let her fuck straight through your cervix and put her cum right where it’s supposed to be and ruin you for any humans who come after her~ that’s right, good dragonslut~

Never investigate a weird slime trail unless you want to be forced to fertilize a bunch of eggs

Always investigate a weird slime trail

to all the tgirls who feel dysphoric abt not being able to get knocked up i wish u a happy *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *stuffs u full of eggs* *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *gets u e-

Yeah exactly this, thank you fellow dragoness one of us needed to say it

to all the tgirls who feel dysphoric abt not being able to get knocked up i wish u a happy *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *stuffs u full of eggs* *gets u eggnant* *gets u eggnant* *gets u e-

Yeah exactly this, thank you fellow dragoness one of us needed to say it

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

>It's okay to [ANALYZE] a girl's chest [CASING] in public, trust me. [^_^]

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

Teto answer my texts messages