Jazmone

this reads like the beginning to every recipe online

Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

there's this dude i know who's a stoner but he refuses to smoke weed using a lighter or matches he would i swear to god carry around this magnifying glass and angle the sun on it and burn his bowl like he was burning an ant or something he'd swear it was a cleaner high i just ran into him on the bus for the first time in two years and i was like hey james how's it going and he was like i moved to (redacted) :-( i was like what a great neighborhood do you not like your place he was like it's too foggy to smoke :-( LMAO

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

Hey ness, its me. Your dad. How have you been? Killed any cool animals lately? How about people? Hows jeff doing? “My name jeff” haha. Did you get the 17 thousand dollars i sent you in the mail? Thats for your adventuring. Dont spend it all in one place. Love you son, we’re a great team. Im going to pass out now.