perpetually single

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

for mental health reasons im saving this

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street