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Talks about my gender like people talk about the zelda timeline

Yeah there's an official version of it but it doesn't entirely fit if you look very closely so you have to suspend your disbelief a little but for the most part it works

brian david gilbert struggling for an hour to explain my gender on youtube

"what do you do all day" girl im loitering

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

absolutely love rune factory 5 but v mad i cant romance the town milf aka misasagi

This is my fave Noel fielding story ever in the world

I don’t even know who this is but he’s fabulous

[ID: Series of gifs of Noel Fielding on a late night show recounting a story. Noel is a white man with dark hair cut in a straight shag with bangs. He is wearing black eyeliner and a big red fluffy coat over a blue stripe t-shirt. The story is as follows. “On tour, I disappeared for two days and when they found me I was working in a vintage clothes store. Basically, I got wasted in a group of people and this girl said, ‘I’ve got to open a shop at nine in the morning.’ We said ‘We’ll all come with you.’ and one by one, everyone sort of peeled off and it was just me and this girl. So we opened the shop and she passed out on the floor. I didn’t know what to do so I just started working in the shop. I had to move her behind the desk because it looked like I murdered her. I sold a bag and two ponchos. I did quite well. I wanted to stay there forever, but then our tour bus turned up. The tour manager went, ‘Where have you been?!?!” … Working in a shop, obviously.“ End ID]

he IMMEDIATELY went ride or die for that girl

Older sisters have both a god and victim complex