Chaotic Fool

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

that’s like soo funny I’m like dyinggg

what’s so funny

can’t i just have one private thought to myself

if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog