If you don't hate me, then reanimate me

mikey and gee dont look crazy similar until u see their faces side by side in the same angle and you're jusr like Oh. thats kiki and bouba

POWERFUL American Potion Ingredient: Secret New Jersey Baseball Mud

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added