Ellie

"people deserve basic human rights but i simply don't care"

how easy it must be to be able to just turn off your conscience like that

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

You know what's hot. Bimbos. Why? Because they are stupid hot. I will take no further questions. 😉

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't

Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

sometimes pretty girls send you pictures of their boobs unprompted and it heals you a little bit rb to manifest pretty girls tits in your inbox