So many fandoms

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do whatever I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.

A shirt that says "I ♥️ Being Bad At Games"

Personally I would win the trojan war

I'd go up to them and ask them who their dad was. They'd go my dad is this guy, son of this guy, son of this guy, son of this guy. And while they're rattling off their long list of patriarchal sperm banks I'll shoot them in the dick

Sure you're the son of a goddess, but have you considered testicular torsion

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

i thought we were hating on the nolan odyssey because the costumes are not historically accurate, the actors are english/american and speak with those accents, the english translation they chose is waaayy to modern to be believable in a film, there is a distinct lack of color in the trailers in both clothing and editing (colors are SO important for depicting status from the dye trade), and it completely fails to capture the broken-hearted whimsey of the original epic. but NO. turns out people are being RACIST??? bro this is so fucking stupid. we are NOT the same. i will hate on my own terms.

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

You get 12 issues to sell someone on your favorite comic book character. They have to be sequential, so one single run of 12 issues (or fewer) from a single series. What are you having them read?

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds