PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow! 

I have an interview in less than an hour so crossing my fingers

For anybody who needs it :)

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

everyone tag yourself im pavel

im mary ann

Im susan

I’m Aileen

Im tina 😘

I’m Tessa

ctrl+shift+t reopens previously closed tabs, for anyone that doesn’t know, but yes this is still a very accurate representation.

I thought it might be that way but I wanted to check. Yeah, $100 per book is entirely reasonable if not slightly low-balled. There might be slight difficulty in selling them as the whole set but I’m one of the belief you have many followers and there are probably quite a few that would be willing to put forth the money. Do what you think feels right but this current plan I think works fine. 

In my high school theater class we called this an “ism”. Its the same with movement as well. When it comes to things like speaking most people fall into the habit of having “fillers” (that’s your “um” and “like”). Fillers happen because you process information faster than you speak and while you’re trying to catch up with your thoughts you say a filler to keep dominance in the conversation. Other common “isms” are movement of the hands or twirling of the hair. Everyone has isms as humans are creatures of habit. A good way to learn your isms is to have someone watch you, like OP, or just record yourself tbh. Its good to know your personal habits and how you sound to others, so I suggest trying to figure it out if you’re interested. As for the different language thing I kind of assume the would keep a similar ism if they’re very knowledgeable of the other language but if they’re just learning they probably have different habits. I don’t know though, I never had the chance to notice.

theRE’S THE OTHER CRYING BIRD. I couldn’t find it.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next time i can do this is august 2015!

It’s almost time to do this again, next Thursday!

oh hell no

Today’s the day!

holy shit

okay good but, WHY IS LOKI THE ROSE, WHAT IS HAPPENING. (x) /whispers/ Because Loki is a prick.

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

im scared

uh can someone please explain???? i don’t get it at all…

i don’t either…..nothing changes……

Check on your blog from other people’s view. Like, go to your address bar and type in your url up there for it to work, off a mobile device, I’d assume.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

ITS FUCKING ON POINT