Simple, Yet Elegant

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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

realistic coworker conversation

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out