tequila grandma

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

the attraction to sharp-looking men in neat suits is capitalist propaganda. the true pinnacle of hotness is a musclefat tradesman

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

*combusts*

that’s one way to do it

Reblog and put in the tags how many train stations are within walking distance of where you live (definition of ‘walking distance’ is up to you)

it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

I give obviously, blatantly preferential treatment to gay customers at my job. is that dark woke

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

IT’S BACK

IT HAS RETURNED