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F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it
You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt
You have rights because
faggots and dykes fought for them.
Respect that you cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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can you fuck the pokemon in the new one or did game freak make another bad game
morally, physically, or game mechanically?
the moral argument to fuck pokemon has been argued time and time again. pokemon are clearly portrayed in fiction as being able to communicate and having human-like intelligence. some smarter than u, some dumber, sure, but thats no different from humans. gauging sexual maturity is another easy answer. pokemon can breed and lay eggs. that's sexual maturity for their species. harkness test passed with flying colors, assuming you're the flavor of monsterfucker who feels the need to apply such metrics to your fictional pornography.
physically? Obviously you can't fuck the video game. its a rectangle of plastic you put into a bigger plastic rectangle. but i prefer to interpret this question as like. What pokemon are actually capable of having sex with a human?
like. theres some obvious 'No' pokemon. you cant fuck slugma or magcargo. thats lava you would burn your dick right off. you could probably get head from a geodude but he's made of rocks so itd rip the skin if you didnt use enough lube and if you used water based, hes rock/ground so thatd do 4x damage to him and he'd die. W for necrophiliacs, L for the rest of us.
game mechanically? theres nothing. a barren wasteland. game freak wont even make unique animations for so many of the pokemon you think they're gonna make it so you can give your golduck sloppy?? hell nah theyd never put so much work in.
what you're gonna do now is go to e621.net
you're gonna enter in your favorite pokemon, and after you're gonna add order:favcount to the search. this is how you get the best stuff immediately. thank me later.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
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bro is it parasocial to experience art
on it boss
step 1: mitosis
today is a good day to pace yourself and take little breaks
Damn, I should have read this sooner
tomorrow is a good day for it too
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂
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normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
anyone have more kittens that look like old men
they are having brunch
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