Eventually, yes!

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

Reblog so she lives forever.

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

disco elysium dialogue tree

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here