*kunikida in the toilet, standing infront of a toilet cubicle*
Kunikida: I hope dazai isn't messing with me
Atsushi: oh hi kunikida-san. Do u need the toilet?
Kunikida: no, dazai has warned me of a ghost stuck in the bathroom of the office, i have come to investigate as a detective would
Atsushi: oh?
Kunikida: yes, the ghost apperently named hanako-san of the toilet
Atsushi: like the manga?
Kunikida: apperently so
Kunikida faces the toilet cubicle, knocks three times: hanako-san, hanako-san, are you there?
Toilet cubicle: Mooooooooo
*Back in the main office*
Kenji: has anyone seen my cow?


















