among us

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

This is the plot of Death Stranding

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker