yes im the one whos turning ur child gay

Thank you for taking care of my cultured and possible depressed son 😔

There are two best movies that came out recently and one is about a talking rock and his human friend and another is about talking sheep and their human friend

If you died, I would choose not to forget you in 3 seconds, but you're not nerdy enough to understand that

So like, all I’m saying is that there’s nothing in the Hugh Jackman shepherd’s backstory that /excludes/ him from being some iteration of a retired Wolverine. And it just never comes up because the sheep think all humans can produce shearing scissors out of their hands.

My low stakes heated rivalry headcanon is that Shane 100% had a brief cameo in Crazy Rich Asians. Like maybe he was on a poster or a billboard in the background, or they briefly show one of his commercials or post-game interviews where he’s all sweaty and handsome