holy fuckin grail!

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

straight up i need to transform into a werewolf about this

I don't know what you're talking about, my heart pupils are actually a sign of my refinement and status.

the smuckling smumbler

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

im only attracted to worthy opponents

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

pissing each other off as foreplay

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

the mcdonalds employee swiped my pet lizard off my shoulder and fried it up perfectly 5/5