awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

Wait why are the teachers having a feast in Hogwarts on Christmas. Go home?????

Minerva should be wilding out in a lesbian party instead of hanging out at her workplace

you don't know that McGonagall, Pince, Pomfrey and Sprout aren't wilding out after the students go to bed! Maybe even Trelawney is invited if she promises to not predict doom and gloom on everyone

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes