Queen Of Silent Spirts

you know how if you refine opium you get morphine? I think it's like that with respect women juice and gamer girl bath water

in which direction? *shakes you* in which direction??

i think it must be ggbw -> respect women juice, b/c gamer girl bathwater is a natural resource - byproduct of gamer girl taking bath.  “juice” suggests a post-processing product to me, in this context.

juicing the gamer girl certainly doesn’t sound very respectful...

do u ever realize something and ur like oh....this is probably important and reveals a deep truth about me personally.........can’t wait to never think about it again <3

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

“networking” is mostly just a way to rebrand nepotism as a skill

That’s not what nepotism means.

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

ok next year i have got to get normal

I saw Venom 2 in Taiwan a few days ago and when Venom said “good evening” to Mrs. Chen in mandarin (晚上好), all the little old ladies in my theater collectively let out an impressed Oooh. Got a lot of Mrs. Chens in the audience I see

i would like to talk more about how there was a crowd of little old ladies at the showing of venom 2: let there be carnage