Briar

pinup boothill for your troubles

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"Oh! Leonardo. It's a painting by Leonardo da Vinci of a woman he actually couldn't abide. Or so he told me. I've never really thought it was one of his best."

Bonus: when peepaw starts yapping about art history

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

God this loser got me to practice rendering…what the hell, sure…. I love dungeons and dragons…

Anyway here’s the rest of his party, they outmogged him I fear

From left to right: Daeshara, Isis, Hemlock, Fenn, Maeve, Lusanya, Dex