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holy fucking shit

#my blog title is specifically a twenty one pilots reference #but it reads so much like its like a 35 year old man reacting to burger and car moment

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dorothylarouge

#this hits all of my bases

seymourworld

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

seymourworld

is the miracle of life not good enough for you

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

theygender

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

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zombvibes

which could mean nothing.

la1ngelzzz

Isn't it crazy how this interaction which alludes to the soul taking over Kris occurs at a lake. A lake in a room specifically designed for punishment. A room Yellow - the colour Asgore is represented as before the incident, the flower that embodies Asgore's guilt over failing as an enforcer of justice - tries to bury himself in. That lake. Totally not suspicious or anything.

fullmoonguidance

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

fullmoonguidance

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

kimberlychapman

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

nuclearfaggot

im asking you to stay here. i cannot tell you why, i dont have any other reason except i want to see you here. i want to see you as happy as you can be. please, do what you can to stay. to find happiness wherever you can. i know that it is selfish of my to ask this. but i’m asking you anyway. take care of yourself. if not for yourself, then for me

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wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

otherside-picnic

signal boost!!!

psychotic-gerard

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

psychotic-gerard

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

sakuraswordly

dogpuppy

deepfrieddeltarunememes

Green cooked Yoshi

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pissvortex

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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