AMAB (Assigned Malik At Birth)

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

In my opinion, posts should be difficult. They should challenge the reader. They should be confusing, and stupid.

please take your shoes off before entering my blog

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead