AMAB (Assigned Malik At Birth)

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

thankfully most of us would rather see this place burn to the ground than hand over more information to staff so this kind of thing isn't going to do any good

I know, but considering the chaos the gaza bots caused (and are still causing) I figured it’d be best to say this out loud early on

@sexy-people-contests-2026

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

World Heritage Post

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle