AMAB (Assigned Malik At Birth)

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

World Heritage Post

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

no offense why are some fandoms full of the most boring and uncreative people imaginable

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths