AMAB (Assigned Malik At Birth)

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

Seeing strangers bond excitedly despite cultural/linguistic differences, idk it's hard not to be like, at the end of the day this is all it could be

I think at the end of the day most people are more curious and more optimistic than we tend to think and it's easy to forget that

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6