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Light: How long does a deodorant stick usually last you?

Rem: Would you date a guy shorter than you?

L: And, as always, here’s your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by Wammy House's healthcare plan.

Light: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal'... like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Light: I’m invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.

Misa *drunk-calling Light*: Please don’t answer, I want to leave a freestyle-rap voicemail.

L: I failed the physical fitness exam.

Mello: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis!

L: I win.

Misa: Damn, L, are you secretly cool??

Light: You’re blocking the view.

L: Does everything have to involve you?

Light: Yeah, I’m hot, but where’s my mental stability?

Light: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Hina: How do I ask a boy out?

Kyoko *to Makoto*: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.