#mail jeevas

MATT

Wears boots that are too big and constantly trips over his feet but hes dedicated to the style anyways

Honestly such a sleazy horndog

Wears his goggles too long and then gets red rings around his eyes. Mello makes fun of him.

Tickles mello’s stomach during serious moments

Probably trolls people on the internet

Has passed out in mcdonald’s parking lots a concerning number of times

Goes to bars just to be weird to people

Has the nastiest yellowish teeth ever (do not take this as yellow teeth being something you should be insecure about, his are just actually nasty)

Feels like he would be a fortnite kid

As men stereotypically do, he’s interested in cars and collects them kind of

Sleeps naked and it grosses the hell out of mello

Acne 

pretends you have forgotten that you are indebted to him (you aren't) to get you to do favors for him.

Orders pizza at three in the morning on a daily basis 

Once got concussed cuz he was really high and slipped in the shower (tbh i dont know if it works like this because ive never been high but oh well)

Has very messy handwriting and is very much partial to using pens

Puts minimal effort into combing his hair

One of those people who probably has a whole empire on facebook marketplace 

L LAWLIET

actually cant tie laces

he honestly doesn't care enough to ever learn

although he is very intelligent, he will neglect any task he deems a waste of energy. Hence why he cant tie laces

pretty good with his hands (not in a weird way he just has good dexterity)

although he's often eating sweets, the amount he's actually consuming is deceiving since he just eats really slow. Don't be fooled, though. He's still a big fatso

probably sneezes weird

his bad posture does NOT come without a price. He often has a sore neck but he’s decided that good posture is less comfortable so he endures the pain. He also has gotten used to it and sort of forgets it atp

sometimes makes up weird lies for no reason and watches chaos ensue because everyone believes him

doesn't wear socks when he wears shoes. (Is this canon?)